Obama gets Aniston's vote?

Or at least he got mine when he turned down Brad Pitt's offer to campaign for him.

CSIs, Law and Orders, Cold Case, and Bones

Good...but not the best:

Kind of Like "Fancy" by Reba McEntire,

another song that I didn't really need to know what the lyrics actually mean.

"Crank That" by Soulja Boy

Isiah Thomas

can lose on any court!

There's a Joke in Here Somewhere

Gay-themed love song

Andy Samberg dressed as Justin Timberlake

Adam Levine

The Sum of the Parts

equals one BIG HOLE

Even when this 2-years-in-the-making obsession:




is wrapped in this package:



and paired with the latest trend:




this movie:



still sucks.

May He Be Buried in the Box

...that he could never get out of.

I don't usually go for the death jokes. But Marcel Marceau dedicated his life to entertainment and to amusing people, and me? I just want to be liked--want to be funny--too.
We all come to the end of our ropes eventually, and it doesn't matter if that rope was invisible or not.
We will all miss Marcel Marceau, (OK, maybe not the dog he'd always walk in the wind...his tear is just painted on.)
Rest in peace, Sir...and quiet.

Con-graduation

Oh, I get it now. That's Kanye's ego blasting off into orbit after selling 957,000 copies of his new CD in its first week. Not only did he beat Curtis at the cash register, he beat Barry Bonds' homerun ball and Lance Bass into space in equally uninteresting, no-contest competitions.




his ego from a different angle

Happy "National Talk Like a Pirate Day"

from Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh. Kelly

And the Show Must Go On

John Kerry hardly skips a beat as a University of Florida student is tasered right in front of him at a Town Hall Meeting. He makes some ignored pleas for calm and then attempts to deliver a slightly on-topic reply that was wholly uninteresting. Vintage Kerry.

Dear Carlos Mencia,

¿Dónde están los ha ha's?

Unofficial "Polling"

(in the men's room at the Minneapolis airport)



For those of you keeping track at home, Senator Larry Craig is still opposed to gay rights but apparently ok with what might be construed as "gay wrongs".

You can read the whole story HERE, HERE, or HERE.

I learned the Meaning of Irony from

Alanis Morissette Bill Bellamy.

Has Anyone Else

ever watched


but was expecting
?

I was sad...and scared.

Exactly 1 1/2 Years Until The Changing of The Guards

Transformers

Interestingly enough, it was not set in 2002 like Shia LeBeouf's music taste led me to believe.

Less surprising? The obviously-black sidekick transformer died.

Have You Ever Noticed

...how Flag Day sneaks up on you, sort of like your third cocktail?



You're an All Star, America!

Sequels:

Why we shouldn't see terrible movies ironically.