There's a Joke in Here Somewhere

Gay-themed love song

Andy Samberg dressed as Justin Timberlake

Adam Levine

The Sum of the Parts

equals one BIG HOLE

Even when this 2-years-in-the-making obsession:




is wrapped in this package:



and paired with the latest trend:




this movie:



still sucks.

May He Be Buried in the Box

...that he could never get out of.

I don't usually go for the death jokes. But Marcel Marceau dedicated his life to entertainment and to amusing people, and me? I just want to be liked--want to be funny--too.
We all come to the end of our ropes eventually, and it doesn't matter if that rope was invisible or not.
We will all miss Marcel Marceau, (OK, maybe not the dog he'd always walk in the wind...his tear is just painted on.)
Rest in peace, Sir...and quiet.

Con-graduation

Oh, I get it now. That's Kanye's ego blasting off into orbit after selling 957,000 copies of his new CD in its first week. Not only did he beat Curtis at the cash register, he beat Barry Bonds' homerun ball and Lance Bass into space in equally uninteresting, no-contest competitions.




his ego from a different angle

Happy "National Talk Like a Pirate Day"

from Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh. Kelly

And the Show Must Go On

John Kerry hardly skips a beat as a University of Florida student is tasered right in front of him at a Town Hall Meeting. He makes some ignored pleas for calm and then attempts to deliver a slightly on-topic reply that was wholly uninteresting. Vintage Kerry.

Dear Carlos Mencia,

¿Dónde están los ha ha's?